Gary Janosz
1 min readMar 20, 2020

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Before COVID-19 Americans were struck with a more subtle virus, the “stupid” virus. The “stupid” virus affects the mind. Unlike COVID-19 the “stupid” virus targets angry, old, white males.

The “stupid” virus makes the infected believe up is down and white is black, lies are good, truth is bad and that an obese, arrogant talk show host is a sound leader.

The virus is obviously spreading because 55% of Americans think Trump is doing a good job managing the COVID-19 virus, when instead Trump dragged his feet at the onset and continued to falsely claim everything was just fine. But don’t take my word for it.

But forget it. If you have been infected by the “stupid” virus this is all fake news. Even though it‘s clearly Trump speaking and moving his lips. With a “stupid” virus infection, the only truth is what happens to come out of Trump’s mouth today, because what happened yesterday or the day before is easy to deny. “I never said that.” “I’ve never met him.” “I never had relations with her.” “I never paid her off to shut her up.” What shocks me is that I never realized a simple virus like the “stupid” virus could turn so many Americans bat-shit crazy. Now we know.

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Gary Janosz
Gary Janosz

Written by Gary Janosz

Finding the humor in a world of frustration. Always learning, usually the hard way.

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