I told my doctor recently, "If I wake up one morning and nothing hurts I'll know I'm dead."

Basically, if it doesn’t hurt here or there, it probably hurts somewhere else. This human chassis is long past its warranty.
At 75, I Am Not Okay. Are you?
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I told my doctor recently, "If I wake up one morning and nothing hurts I'll know I'm dead."
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Written by Gary Janosz1.2K Followers
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Finding the humor in a world of frustration. Always learning, usually the hard way.
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