Not a new floor and new paint, oh my! Try Home Depot. You seem to love to bitch about boomers. When my house needs paint, I paint it, inside or out. When our bathroom needed to be remodled, I learned to do it myself, same with the kitchen. My house was built in 1939 so there is a whole raft of shit I've had to learn to do myself. We raised five kids in this two bedroom, one bath house but now it's quite roomy again.

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There are so many easy do it yourself flooring options now and anyone can paint a room.